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I'm here. I think I'm here. It's a huge place. I'm not quite sure where to go.

Uh, yeah, I see the bell. Okay.

And under the bell, and just keep going straight.

Yeah, lots of doors. This is gorgeous, Chris. It's lovely.

But why do they need a rock and roll boy in a country western movie? What?